LenallyBlonde

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

image

where the fuck did the laptop go

(via happiest)

"This is what they were building. My bespoke psychopath."
"I’m all yours, sweetie."

(Source: dgsafdmd, via marriedinspace)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via orgasm)